Soooooooo.... You are walking around your favorite store *cough*WINNERS*cough* and you run into that one person you absolutely cannot stand to idly chat with. A bigger person would stand there and hold back the rolling eyes while grunting out the obligatory "Hey!" and side hug.... Is that person ME?? Yes.
But wait!! During my nightly net browse, I run across the above photo on SlipperyBrick.com and, all of a sudden, such AWKWARD social exchanges are no longer a problem!!!
Now, all I need is a Samsung phone and the ability to stop time. That way, I can switch my SIM card out of my Blackberry Bold 9780 and into the new device. Then, I will resume time and "call myself" so that I can excuse myself from the lack luster conversation. Why stop time and do the switcheroo instead of just using that pause in the space-time continuum to run in the opposite direction?? Simple - I want to savor the moment where I am shaming the individual who is standing in front of me by taking a "call" that is more important than me speaking to a shallow waste of oxygen.
GOOD Night, lovelies!!
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